02-25-2014, 12:42 AM
Miles Wrote:If he does it again, stare back. Don't break eye contact until he stops. If he doesn't stop, get up and slowly approach him while retaining eye contact - don't utter a word. Get right up to his face, and make sure your expression remains deadpan. If he still continues, do a back flip onto your table, rip your shirt off and emit a primal roar before shouting "AT LAST! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, CHOSEN ONE!"
That should get him to stop.
That's just gross. I'm afraid he might like that