Last Person to Post Wins

[CellarDweller]

In late 2016 a planet called Earth was struck and destroyed by a comet. The course of the comet could easily been altered with a missile strike by one of Earth's powerful countries, but the entire planet was at the time distracted watching on Pay-Per-View the live divorce proceeding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as his mistress Chloe was about to the stand. This is the last known communication from planet Earth recorded on a website called GaySpeak in a thread called 'Last Person to Post Wins' as said by a profile named Iceblink: "The sky is purple and afire and I am coughing up a lung, but I am still winning!"

Cellardweller calls from his hidey hole.

I'm still here.