09-22-2015, 08:04 PM
I've decided to win in the style of an e-mail hoax
DEAR FRIEND
I hope you are finding you well. I am writing to you to informing you of special monies that have been allocated to you for posting in an Internet forum. A success rich businessman with your usernames has inherited you $1,000,000. As you have the same usernames these funds can only be allocated to you.
Please contact me urgently on the earliest opportunities at gmail.
Your dearest friend
DEAR FRIEND
I hope you are finding you well. I am writing to you to informing you of special monies that have been allocated to you for posting in an Internet forum. A success rich businessman with your usernames has inherited you $1,000,000. As you have the same usernames these funds can only be allocated to you.
Please contact me urgently on the earliest opportunities at gmail.
Your dearest friend
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.