Tiger Woods in Ireland...
Taurus
04-04-2007, 02:34 PM
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer sir'", says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose ?'" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger. "well, what on good God's earth
are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving"' says Tiger.
"Fooking Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting........"
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer sir'", says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose ?'" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger. "well, what on good God's earth
are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving"' says Tiger.
"Fooking Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting........"
Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. However, I do concede, a significant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced.
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now thats funny
