Thanks everybody.
For the record there are already other 'issues' with these neighbors - Well mostly her... Well actually all her.
She is not a nice person. She goes on these Shrieking binges - My personal nickname for her is Banshee (shh don't tell). There have been more than one late night/wee hour wailing sessions where I wake up to her shrill screams and hollerings. Day, night, doesn't matter when she gets in one of her moods the Banshee starts to screaming.
When my partner went in for a procedure when we first got the puppy who wasn't fully house broken, we tied the dog up in the yard. My partner and her were on speaking terms - and she knew he was going in for his procedure. As we were in the waiting room at hospital she sends a text 'Your dog is locked outside and is barking, let her in.' Followed by a few more texts about how she is having a migraine and can't handle the dog's barking.
So I left him at hospital, drove home to get the dog since it was such a problem. There she is standing at the fence screaming at my dog 'Shut up!' and some other things mixed with vulgarity to make a sailor blush.
As soon as she saw me, walk out to get the dog she turned all nice and sugary, telling me that her hour of prayer and meditation was being interrupted. Asked after Danny. I said flat out, "I don't know, he could be dead by now I'm not at hospital like I
should be."
From that time on our relationship with her (not the husband, he's a cool mellow dude) has been at best 'strained'.
She planted corn in the shade a few years ago, then screamed at me for doing something to her corn, after all my corn, growing in full sunlight was standing tall and proud while hers was wilted and shriveled and suffering.
I am actually surprised that the husband hasn't had an accident cleaning his shot gun or other firearms... I would testify it was an accident.
Considering her nature, I really do not want to push her buttons.
She accused the neighbors on the other side of pushing one of the riverbank oaks into the river. Mind we sit atop 70-80 feet of a tad over 80 degree slope, trees growing on that slope have a tendency to reach a great age then fall over. This 150 year plus oak was half way down the slope, there is no access and there is really no way people could push the thing over.
She said if she looses the other oak tree they will have to move... I have a chainsaw....:biggrin:
I think my real issue here is living next to a person I don't like.
No 'don't like' is an understatement. The woman reminds me of my mother. This is by no means a compliment. I see a lot of the twisted, ugly personality my mother has in this woman.