Christmas tree!

[Mark]

Stop it.

Stop trying to make it better.

I'm a nasty boy who doesn't deserve anything and God hates me

Oh my God! I'm going to Hell! Because I didn't love all of God's creations! :eek:

God said come to my bed and marry me :biggrin:

[Gay]

God wouldn't say that, Silly!

You're a boy!

And God's a homophobe

You silly sausage! :tongue:

x x x

[Mark]

God wouldn't say that, Silly!

You're a boy!

And God's a homophobe

You silly sausage! :tongue:

x x x

My bunny is god :biggrin: xx

[Gay]

Then your bunny isn't content, he hates you. He secretly regrets ever making you, and is kicking himself for giving Adam & Eve names that have a gay opposite.

Your bunny is stupid, and, actually, doesn't even exist. Otherwise he wouldn't let bad things happen. Like Same Difference being in the final of X Factor.

Tell THAT to your big-ass bunny! :biggrin:

[Gay]

God said come to my bed and marry me :biggrin:

Besides, even if I WERE to do that - it wouldn't make you happy

So it'd be a TOTAL waste of my time and sperm!

x x x

[Mark]

Besides, even if I WERE to do that - it wouldn't make you happy

So it'd be a TOTAL waste of my time and sperm!

x x x

LOL But im already happy so your love would make me more so? :biggrin:

AND MY BUNNY DOES NOT HAVE A FAT ASS :eek:

[Michael]

Who's going on abut going off topic? Salty you g of topic more than anyone here...ahem...

Ok, and PALEEEEEEZE. What's the bit about the poor animals not being able to be around a tree? You mean like the trees "outside"? the ones all the ANIMALS walk around and pee on? the ones by the grass and sidewalk and tickers and sticks and weeds and all the natural flora that animals walk on every day????

Can"t get a real tree because of the animals? S E R I O U S L Y ? Did you go and cut down that plastic tree from the plastic forrest with all the ceramic animals? Perhaps we can send a letter to the king of the wolves and ask him where he buys the shoes for his pack.....

C'mon guys.

[Mark]

Who's going on abut going off topic? Salty you g of topic more than anyone here...ahem...

Ok, and PALEEEEEEZE. What's the bit about the poor animals not being able to be around a tree? You mean like the trees "outside"? the ones all the ANIMALS walk around and pee on? the ones by the grass and sidewalk and tickers and sticks and weeds and all the natural flora that animals walk on every day????

Can"t get a real tree because of the animals? S E R I O U S L Y ? Did you go and cut down that plastic tree from the plastic forrest with all the ceramic animals? Perhaps we can send a letter to the king of the wolves and ask him where he buys the shoes for his pack.....

C'mon guys.

Um where I live there doesnt tend to be pine tree forests.. so :confused:

And two years ago we had to take the dog to the vets to get the pine needle removed cost £60 which is $120 so..

[Michael]

I just hope he never hurts himself on your toothbrush ;-)

[Mark]

I just hope he never hurts himself on your toothbrush ;-)

O.O *She and we dont leave tooth brushes laying around

Also the sap in pine trees can damage pet paws as it gets sticky and they try to chew it out making them bleed