Mind The Ice...

[Mark]

The trick is to make it work FOR you,

Tell people you got it helping the police catch some criminal or something. Or going through the ice to save some drowning dog. Or when people ask what happened, make it really mysterious. "I'd love to tell you, but they said I couldn't talk about it." ;-)

OR you could say.. I was walking down the street and a rocket fell from the sky hitting me in the face, so I got up and started to walk and then a jumbo jet dropped an egg which wacked me, so I carried on through all the horrid weather and met brad pitt, and we did it on the ice and the mark is from where he whipped me in the face with his

[Michael]

no no no...

When Angelina came up and was SO angry Brad as having a better time than with her, SHE hit you in the face.

[Mark]

no no no...

When Angelina came up and was SO angry Brad as having a better time than with her, SHE hit you in the face.

Psh like she can actually walk with those lips.