Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not ruin food with mustard. (Yuck!)

[Puck]

thou shalt not constantly recommend me Dean Koontz novels to read (ewww)

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not speak to me before my first cup of coffee.

[monk]

Thou shalt not make me listen to rap.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not offer me Romance novels just because I am female.( shudder)

[monk]

Thou shalt not steal penguins from theme parks!

[Rainbowmum]

Though shalt not phone me before 5.00 am.
If someone died they will still be dead at 5.30am.

[DoubleDiamond]

Thou shall not assume that I can decorate an abode in splendor simply because I am a gay man for verily I am clueless in that realm.

[monk]

Thou shalt not assume I'm young, good-looking and rich!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shall not call me "Mate" or "Love".