Thou shalt not ruin food with mustard. (Yuck!)
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thou shalt not constantly recommend me Dean Koontz novels to read (ewww)
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Thou shalt not speak to me before my first cup of coffee.
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Thou shalt not make me listen to rap.
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Thou shalt not offer me Romance novels just because I am female.( shudder)
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Thou shalt not steal penguins from theme parks!
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Though shalt not phone me before 5.00 am.
If someone died they will still be dead at 5.30am.
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Thou shall not assume that I can decorate an abode in splendor simply because I am a gay man for verily I am clueless in that realm.
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Thou shall not call me "Mate" or "Love".
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