Thou Shall Not..

[Blue]

Thou shalt not ask to borrow my slow cooker, then show up with the brisket, expecting to borrow the cook too.

[Puck]

Thou shalt not throw your cigarette butts onto my deck patio, I will slap the silly out of you for it.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not peak to me before my first cup of coffee.

[monk]

Thou shalt not eat biscuits in bed - damn crumbs!

[Puck]

Thou shalt not ring my doorbell 20 or 30 times in a row. Once is more than enough thank you.

[Rainbowmum]

Though shalt not come to my door on Sundays or any other day and push your religion down my throat. remember to me you are just a cult.

[monk]

Thou shalt not believe what you read in the papers.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not leave your whiskers in my sink.

[Puck]

Thou shalt not tell me to "get a haircut you freeloading hippie!"

[monk]

Thou shalt not change thy name without warning!