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Thou Shall Not..
Thou shalt not ask to borrow my slow cooker, then show up with the brisket, expecting to borrow the cook too.
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Thou shalt not throw your cigarette butts onto my deck patio, I will slap the silly out of you for it.
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Thou shalt not peak to me before my first cup of coffee.
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Thou shalt not eat biscuits in bed - damn crumbs!
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Thou shalt not ring my doorbell 20 or 30 times in a row. Once is more than enough thank you.
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Though shalt not come to my door on Sundays or any other day and push your religion down my throat. remember to me you are just a cult.
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Thou shalt not believe what you read in the papers.
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Thou shalt not leave your whiskers in my sink.
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Thou shalt not tell me to "get a haircut you freeloading hippie!"
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Thou shalt not change thy name without warning! Rofl
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