Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not interrupt when I'm trying to speak.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not patronize me.

[monk]

Thou shalt not try to force me onto the dance-floor.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not slam doors.

[monk]

Thou shalt not bake cakes in a microwave.

[Rainbowmum]

Ewww sounds awful , I bet they bounce.

Thou shalt not surprise me with dinner guests.

[monk]

Thou shalt not force me to go to parties.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not use I can't remember as an excuse.

[monk]

Thou shalt not turn the fan off when it's too darned hot.

[Rainbowmum]

Amen to that.

Thou shalt not sneak up behind me.