Thou Shall Not..

[Rainbowmum]

Sorry , couldn't resist.:biggrin:

Thou shalt not put milk in my coffee.

[monk]

Thou shalt not stop resisting! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not fart in bed and pull the blanket over my head.

[monk]

Thou shalt not make me laugh like an idiot!

[Bookworm]

Thou shall not decide to renew your monthly Underground metro pass with a creditcard, whilst engaging the cashier in idle chit chat in the middle of the morning commuter rush hour, allowing an angsty, foot-tapping queue to form behind you! Do it at lunch time ON YOUR DAY OFF so I can get to work on time!! Neighbours and silly commuters, beware, I am gunning for you this week! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not give Bookworm a gun.

[monk]

Thou shalt not stop me wearing a bullet-proof vest.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not honk your car horn at me , when the idiot in front of me got his license from a corn flakes box.

[monk]

Thou shalt not complain about the traffic when you're part of it! :biggrin:

[Bookworm]

Thou shall not forget to have some quiet time and reconnect with the cosmos...mile: