Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not leave the TV guide turned to the wrong page.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not take my golf clubs out of the boot , and not tell me.

[monk]

Thou shalt not move my things around.

[Puck]

Thou shalt not borrow my dvds and not return them to their case when finished.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not use the fridge and microwave for your leftovers, that what the dogs for.

[monk]

Thou shalt not borrow books and not return them.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not nag.

[monk]

Thou shalt not speak when thy gob's full.

[Rainbowmum]

^ Irritates me too.

Thou shalt not fart and blame it on Jack.

[monk]

Aww, poor Jack.

Thou shalt not keep pets if you can't look after them properly.