Thou Shall Not..

[Runner67]

Thou shall not leave your dirty dishes laying around - put them in the dish washer.

[Rainbowmum]

^ agreed 100%

Thou shalt not expect me to read your mind.

[monk]

Thou shalt not exceed 6000 posts!

[Runner67]

^ haha

Thou shall not ask for my opinion then get upset when I tell it to you.

[Rainbowmum]

^Right on !

Thou shalt not marinate yourself in perfume.

[monk]

Thou shalt not eat garlic then breathe on me!

[Rainbowmum]

^ for sure.

Thou shalt not try to kiss me in the morning before brushing your teeth.

[monk]

^ Absolutely!

Thou shalt not get on my bloody nerves!

What makes you think I'm having a crap day?

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not burst my bubble and drag me kicking and screaming back to reality...

[Rainbowmum]

^Absolutely.
Thou shalt not try to help me fix things you have broken.......