Thou Shall Not..

[Puck]

Thou shalt not mock my short stature by referring to me as the love child of Elton John and a hobbit :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

^ Amen to that, I let them have it if they don't have a disabled sticker on their window.

Thou shalt not walk away mumbling to your self.

[Runner67]

Thou shall not roll your eyes at me.

[monk]

Thou shalt not feed me anchovies.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up.

[monk]

Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and then pee on it!

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not cancel my annual leave at the last minute citing 'Business Requirements'!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not leave your whiskers in the sink.

[monk]

Thou shalt not use my razor for your legs!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not use my wax on your face.