Thou Shall Not..

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not leave drops on the toilet floor , move closer it's not that big.:tongue:

[monk]

Thou shalt not plant micro-cameras in my toilet! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

^ Amen to that.

Thou shalt not leave your dogs poo on my front yard.

[monk]

Thou shalt not be an arrogant, bigheaded pillock - eh Mr Bolt?

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not ask me "Who peed in your cornflakes this morning?" When you know it was you.

[monk]

Thou shalt not get out of bed the wrong side - in my case it would be straight through a wall!

[Rainbowmum]

^

Thou shalt not allow mothers in to s their child's swimming lessons.

[monk]

^ You mean let the little buggers drown?

Thou shalt not use my fountain-pen.

[Rainbowmum]

^ There have been times trust me :biggrin:

Thou shalt not leave garbage in my car.

[monk]

^

Thou shalt not remind me how bloody old I am!