Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not unplug my Kindle when it's charging!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not call me shorty ,I will have you know that I am taller than some U.F.C. fighters.

[monk]

Thou shalt not pretend to be someone thou art not!

[bluebikerboi]

Thou shalt not, not work on those anger management issues!

Get it? Double negative for a negative man mwuehehe

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not rise from the dead as a different person.

[monk]

Thou shalt not read over my shoulder.

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not increase my Gas and Electric bills, AGAIN, just as winter come upon'eth! How shalt I find the pennies to eat thy daily meal and pay all thy other bills and keep thy wolf from thine door?

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not invent Carbon Tax ,I know where I want to leave my footprint Gillard.

[monk]

Thou shalt not keep picking on the poorest in society, Cameron! :mad:

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not offer me rhubarb pie.