Thou shalt not steal others' paddles when paddling your canoe up Shitz Creek.
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Thou shalt not turn on a fan at Shitz Creek.
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Thou shalt never look a gift-horse in the gob.
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Thou shalt not steal my disposable lighters.
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Thou shat not have disposable lighters when a Zippo is so much better.
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Thou shalt not accidentally pee on the cat.( I had to wash the damn thing and neither of us were happy campers.)
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Thou shalt not steal my mince pies!
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Thou shalt not expect me to be your alarm clock.
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Thou shalt not tempt providence.
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