Thou shalt not sit on the lawn and bark while it is raining... Wet dog smell- ew. Now I have to bath a 15 year old 'puppy' who supposedly hates water but will sit in the lawn in the rain barking at nothing until half soaked.
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Thou shalt not shake water and we dog smell all over Bowyn - which I'm sure said "puppy" managed to do. :tongue:
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Thou shall not call me for technical assistance on a program I don't have and never have had.
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Thou shalt not remember what thou wanted to say right when I art leaving.
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Thou shat not drink excessive amounts of fluid before bedtime, especially tea. For if thou dost thou mayst awaken in thy tee-pee.
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Thou shalt not constantly complain about things , your negativity is sucking the life out of me.
If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world.
If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the wordl’s wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation vou are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering.
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Thou shall not ask me for advice only to negate every suggestion with ten reasons why you can't do that.
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