Thou Shall Not..

[Evan88]

Thou shalt not leave dirty plates on table.... Tsssk

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not eat over the sink ..... we do have plates.

[megumidesu]

thou shalt not ever ever tell me that it's "bad" that i don't celebrate christmas because i have lived with my jewish housemate and his family since i was twelve years old .


(their actual words were "that's so bad , i'm sorry")
urrrrrrghhhhhhhhh

[Evan88]

Thou shalt not fart in my bedroom (sorry, have to say this) :biggrin:

[monk]

Thou shalt not promise deliveries and then not deliver.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not ask me who is it constantly while I am on the phone.
If I am talking then it is not for you.

[Evan88]

Thou shalt not go to bed with your feet wet...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

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Thou shalt not eat over the sink ..... we do have plates.

Note to self, don't let Mum catch me in the kitchen eating....[/COLOR]

Thou shalt not ride thy bike in the swimming pool.


This is actually a real law for Baldwin California.

Other real (stupid) laws can be found here: http://www.dumblaws.com/

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not over react if your child is dirty , they bare water proof , you can wash them.

[monk]

Thou shalt not climb trees wearing roller-skates.