Thou shalt not help yourself to my things without asking.
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Thou shalt not whisper around me it really gets me annoyed.
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Ew. Cream/Creamer? Seriously?
Thou shalt not pollute the goodness which if coffee with a dairy product nor a non-dairy substitute, nor any other substance that alters the wonders of the Almighty Coffee.
Thou shalt drink coffee in its purest and intended form, black and strong, hot and steamy.
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Thou shalt not deny me my cream in an evening cup of coffee - it keeps the acid in the delicious stuff from giving me heartburn when I lay down.
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Thou shalt not stop the traffic in the lane behind you to let me cross the street when neither I nor the drivers in the lane next to you can see each other, forcing me to risk getting run over by the next lane or stand there looking like an idiot. >_<
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Thou shalt not ask to borrow the car and bring it back with an empty tank.
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Though shalt not pronounce the eighth letter of the alphabet as "haitch" - it's "aitch"! :mad:
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Thou shalt not Queen it over an English butcher! :biggrin:
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