Thou Shall Not..

[megumidesu]

Thou shall not pee on my shoes.

and why the hell not ?!?!?!?!

[Miles]

and why the hell not ?!?!?!?!

BECAUSE NO PEEEEEEEE

Thou shall not question my commandments.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

If thou is a sheep, Thou shalt not jump rope... Its just disturbing on so many levels....

[Miles]

Thou shall not deny sheep their cardio.

[Kat]

Thou shall not hurt one of my own.

[trywait]

thou shall not swim with piranhas

[Beau]

Thou shall not use single ply toilet paper.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not take a loan from loan sharks, lest thy knees get broken.

[Beau]

Thou shall not pee all over the toilet seat. (I really hate that)

[monk]

Thou shalt not hurt the one you love.