Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not disturb thy neighbours - especially me!

[Lalo]

Thou shall not force me to go to work.

[Steve1860]

Thou shalt not lie...as it is an indignity to not only yourself, but to the universe"

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not cry "God Help Me" When you won't get off the couch and start helping yourself.

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not walk up the side of the road (on the actual road, just to the side in that really narrow part of South Rd.) wearing a dark blue sweater while the sun is facing directly into the cars driving towards you, and then scream at me when I miss you by a few inches.

[Miles]

^^^Reminds me of a good one: Thous shall not swerve to make a left right in front of my car on your bicycle without signalling. If you want a Darwin Award, you'd better go all the way!

[trywait]

thou shall not forget to use ur turn signals!

[monk]

Thou shalt not encourage my dog to beg for food.

[Lalo]

Thou shall not misplace MY things!

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not watch "the most popular girls in school" or whatever it's called and send me and other unsuspecting victims numerous gif's of said waste.