Thou Shall Not..

[Lalo]

Thou shall not spray cologne on your privates in the hope that you will get lucky!

[megumidesu]

thou shalt not message me and tell me that you don't like me because i hate men , when i have quite clearly pointed out that despite my childhood i do not hate men

messaging me at all to tell me that you dislike me is a little rude , too . maybe just ignore me instead ? ugh.

[monk]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass - he may be straight!

[Lalo]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass - he may be straight!

Who may be straight, the ass, or the neighbor?

Thou shall not make a restaurant that closes at 6:00!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shall not plan on dining past 6:00 PM

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not ask me pointless questions about the future.

[trywait]

thou shall not ask me to sleep early on the weekend!

[Nick9]

Thou shall not lie to me.

[Miles]

Thou shall not make decisions that impact both your roommate and you without consulting your roommate first...this one's a note to myself. >.<

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not patronize me.