Thou Shall Not..

[trywait]

thou shall not be out of sync w/me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not make me tell you twice.
Thou shalt not make me tell you twice.

[Miles]

Though shall not st-stutter.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not carry fire ants in your pants.

[Rainbowmum]

^ People do that?

Thou shalt not drag me into an argument .

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket.

And yes people must do it, because its illegal: http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-against-...ck-pocket/

[trywait]

thou shall not be awake early

[Miles]

Thou shall not not come back on gs

[ardus]

Thou shalt not keep a donkey in a bathtub. At least not in the state of Georgia.

Richard

[MisterTinkles]

Here's all of mine, all at once.....


New York
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

South Carolina
There's no place for fun... It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine. Source: 20-7-8915


Ohio
In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas.