Whore, prostitute, strumpet, tramp, pro, ho, streetwalker, harlot, working boy, call boy, hustler, escort - I have a lot of names I can throw out you in the bedroom.
If those fail I have: boy, bitch, slave, pet, cocksucker, faggot and even nicer ones like 'babe' to call you in the bedroom.
Thou shall not underestimate the places my mind can go when it comes to bedroom activities. Just because I look like an innocent old man doesn't mean I ain't as depraved and dirty as they come.