Thou Shall Not..

[Justinintendo]

Thou shalt not pursue adult entertainment and do naughty things alone

[Jovial]

TSN... skate on thin ice

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not listen to One Direction without headphones.

[Justinintendo]

Yech, I'd rather listen to OneRepublic

Thou shalt not listen to Justin Bieber, period!

[Jovial]

TSN... talk to strangers

[Justinintendo]

Thou shall not lick metal when it's freezing outside

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not inscribe "I had sex in here" on the school pianos, for it maketh me loath to touch the keys

[Justinintendo]

Thou shall not have sex in public places

[southbiochem]

Thou shall not tell me what not to do

[Justinintendo]

Thou shall not go to work angry