12-26-2007, 04:37 PM
There were three Cockerels in a farmyard. One normal, one dyslexic and one gay. As the sun rose they would, of course, have greeted it The normal one blared out "Cock-a-doodle-doo. The dyslexic one warbled "Toodle-oo-old-cock" and the gay one crowed "Any-cock'll-doo"