Masturbation question! This is too funny.

[Sylph]

I cried so hard laughing... It's just so... I can't even say!

I'm just all pink all over and crying so hard

The part that was funniest to me;

...when all of a sudden my vag just like... sucked it up. it was like a vacuum. not just a regular vacuum. my vag is a dyson.

This part hurt my guts

I can't stop laugh-crying

I feel sorry for her boyfriend...

[Spades]

I feel sorry for her boyfriend...

Why? She clearly has a very talented vag :p

[BeautifulBlue]

Why? She clearly has a very talented vag :p

It might swallow HIS wang. :O

I just got really grossed out by this, particularly the 'my dad was eating egg salad!' part. Oi vey. I did not need that image in my head.

[jamiebfd]

So what would we call a fetish for egg lol?

eggstreme sex maybe (cheesy i know xD)

[Toby]

Now the question is, who came first? The chick or the egg? :p

I believe that God made this entire incident occur just so that this very joke could be made. I just wanted to take a moment and acknowledge this joke before it gets lost in the Great Fabric in the Internets that these threads compose. My hats off to you sir. It was just... brilliant.

[Toby]

eggstreme sex maybe (cheesy i know xD)

Cheesy eggstreme sex, hmm? I guess that would make a... a... SEX OMELET, right?



Yeah... I'm not too good with the puns. But I tried, I swear I did.

[princealbertofb]

I cried so hard laughing... It's just so... I can't even say!

I'm just all pink all over and crying so hard

The part that was funniest to me;

This part hurt my guts

I can't stop laugh-crying

I feel sorry for her boyfriend...

Yes, but you see, her boyfriend doesn't NEED a Fleshlight...
Oh, wait a minute, I mean a penis pump.

[leado]

This is insane. LMAO.

[archubbycub]

All I can say is WOW!!!

[gayusasian]

Lol....
What else can you do with an egg?