Bow chicka waw waw

[BabyPolarBear]

I just wanted to know how you guys say SEX in a funny way or different way

An ex.
Last night did you and Jim have sex :frown:
Last night did you and Jim BOW CHICKA WAW WAW :biggrin:

[WheresTheLove]

fornicate
fuck
get it on
kanoodle
have fun
have the time

[TLC1970JAN]

Copulate, Coitus

[TimmyThink]

The No Pants Dance
Making the Beast with 2 Backs
The Horizontal Tango/Mombo/Polka
"It"
Slide into home base

[Sylph]

Slide into home base

That's really vivid :redface: lol .

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I pretty much just say sex... cause I'm boring :biggrin:

But if I'm in the presence of kids and for some reason the topic comes up [], I'd say;

The Nasty
The Adult's Playtime
Doing a Round

And here, the local expressions/euphimisms in regards to sexual activities are;

Stroking the Lizard - Masturbation [for guys]
Plucking a Hen/Chicken - Having sex, usually with a woman but who knows
Eezz[E -zzz] Her up - Having sex with a woman
Eezz - Sex
Mess With - Fool around

Yeah, we have some weird sayings, but it's been that way for years... lol.

[avidcyclistMTB]

Strike while the iron is hot.

[Spades]

A classic amongst my straight friends is 'sexy time'.
MWith my gay friends it's 'the nasty' :p

[jaxc]

smoosh smoosh:tongue:

[Puck]

Well, after a particularly wonderful bout of oral, I used to say I now know how many licks it took to get to the center of my Tootsie Roll pop

Aside from that, I mainly just use the words "sex" or "fuck" unless I'm feeling particularly nerds, in which case I say "coitus" repeatedly

[Sylph]

Well, after a particularly wonderful bout of oral, I used to say I now know how many licks it took to get to the center of my Tootsie Roll pop

Aside from that, I mainly just use the words "sex" or "fuck" unless I'm feeling particularly nerds, in which case I say "coitus" repeatedly

I actually squeaked :eek: lol.

That's very... honest .

I suddenly don't feel like having that Tootsie Roll Pop I was gonna have... >.> lol .

I find a lot of people use foods as sexual innuendos or as euphimisims, i.e;

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Wanna peel my Banana?

Can I put my Hotdog in your Bun?[/COLOR]

It kinda makes me not want to have those foods :x . I don't know why lol.