Husband And The Book

[Smurlos]

A Husband had just finished reading a book, "Man of the house" when he stormed off into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife's face and said "from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You WILL prepare a gorumet meal for me tonight & every night! After you will run me a bath. After the bath you will lie on the bed and take what's coming to you. And in the morning guess who's gonna wash and dress me?". The wife replied, "The f**kin undertaker"

[Enigma]

Aaahh lovely!!!! A man after my own heart.

[Wilem]

Ha yer now we've got two joke tellers!

I declare a war!

[Enigma]

Ha yer now we've got two joke tellers!

I declare a war!

Sorry lad...we're allies

[452]

In the one I heard the wife answers; "The Coroner."

[Smurlos]

I always thought a Coroner's job was to investigate CoD and ToD etc. no? *shrug*

[Shadow]

452, is Hell actually a place in the States ??

xx

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[Enigma]

452, is Hell actually a place in the States ??

xx

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

Mebbe, but there is one in Norway.

[Wilem]

Sorry lad...we're allies

Awwwwww! The dissapointment!
I'd already rented tanks!