Six Golden Rules

[Rainbowmum]

Six Golden Rules

These rules are so true.


1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.

So remember:
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FASTING is good for your health, now go floss and cleanse your Dirty Mind.:biggrin:

[princealbertofb]

Good rules there... haha :biggrin: Mind you, apart from the first rule, even F**ing can be a good way to do all the other things you mentioned.

[archubbycub]

Omg!! I so needed that laugh after the shit storm I've been through today! Thank you so much.

[spencer]

I had to reread that a few times. Apparantly I really had my mind in the gutter on that one...I couldn't for the life of me figure out what fasting had to do with fucking.

[dfiant]

What gave it away was F***ing is harmful if done every day...When mind is out of gutter it makes perfect sense

[Daniel]

Hmm two of my co-workers are fasting...and we work at a restaurant xD, it can be hard at times.

[dfiant]

lucky they aren't working in a brothel lol

PS. Yes my mind is still in the gutter

[Genersis]

I doubt number 2 is true for fasting.

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

you may notice that only those in the younger years had the gutter mind... we old f***'s where thinking of other things.

[Rainbowmum]

Too true Mr , too true:biggrin: