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Toilet Humour
#1
A tad childish... but funny nevertheless :biggrin:

The Poopie List.

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.


Roflmao


THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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#2
Smurlos Wrote:A tad childish... but funny nevertheless :biggrin:

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

"Here I sit with broken heart, came for a shit but could only fart"
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#3
-Confused by this :confused:
[COLOR="Purple"]As I grow to understand less and less,
I learn to love it more and more.
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#4
saltybeanz Wrote:-Confused by this :confused:


Why...... i am sure you poopie too :tongue:Roflmao
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#5
spotysocks Wrote:Why...... i am sure you poopie too :tongue:Roflmao

NEVER! :eek:
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I learn to love it more and more.
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#6
saltybeanz Wrote:NEVER! :eek:

Your tummy must hurt then ... Rolleyes
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#7
spotysocks Wrote:Your tummy must hurt then ... Rolleyes

Mine turns into butterflies which i shoot out my hand :biggrin:
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I learn to love it more and more.
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#8
saltybeanz Wrote:Mine turns into butterflies which i shoot out my hand :biggrin:

Your diet must consist soley of caterpillars then? Confusedmile:
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#9
Smurlos Wrote:Your diet must consist soley of caterpillars then? Confusedmile:

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT :eek:
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I learn to love it more and more.
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#10
Roflmao

Marky Marky ....... we missed you baby!
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