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The Professionals
#1
Ooh don't get me started
About those professionals
So wicked, so naughty, so nice

The other day I went to a dentist
To polish my enamel
But he turned into an animal
And I couldn't resist his drilling tool

The week before
I consulted a proctologist
He massaged my bare behind with
I don't know what part of his anatomy
Because both of his hands
Were resting on my shoulders!

I asked an accountant once
To find me a tax haven
He held my hand and took me to a heaven
of lust.

The lawyer I hoped to get me back
What was rightfully mine
Instead, he poked my back
With what was rightfully his wife's

I was repeatedly seduced
And pleasured, yet confused
So I visited an analyst
for help, but soon realised
Why he's called anal-yst

So, don't even get me started
About those professionals
So wicked, so naughty, so nice
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#2
Haha - nice puns and great play on words! - I too like to dabble in poetry now and then. Though, I've never really gotten into erotica or poems of a promiscuous nature.

My own self published book can be found on Createspace or Amazon - https://www.createspace.com/3772507

The amazon link has some pages of the book to look through so anyone can get a sneak peak!

http://www.amazon.com/Love-Abomination-J...1469921553

How long you've been writing poetry?
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#3
Oh, by looking at your location, I suggest you look into Boys' Boys' Boys'- Do you atttend manchester pride?

http://www.attitude.co.uk/viewers/viewco...EXHIBITION
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