Finding Jesus.

[Zet]

What if someone threw an Nokia phone, would that become a symbol

Jesus Nokius, connecting people....

[Lilitu]

And they said to Jesus, you can't walk on water! You'll get your dress wet!

[fenris]

Little David was a nut in mathematics.
His parents tried everything: teachers, educators, quiz cards, special learning centers, and nothing helped.
As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic school. "The nuns there are strict," they said.
David was promptly given to St. Mary's school. On the first day after school David went through the door and straight to his room, without even giving his mother a kiss. He started studying furiously, books and papers were spread throughout the room. Immediately after dinner he ran upstairs without mentioning the television and buried himself even more in the books.
His parents were amazed.
This behavior went on for weeks until the date of the note distribution. David quietly laid the envelope on the table and went to his room in terror. His mother opened the envelope.
David had received an A in math!
She ran upstairs to his room, threw her arms around him and said, "David, darling, how did this happen Was it the nuns?"?
"No," replied David. "The first day when I saw the guy in school who was nailed to the plus sign, I knew they understood no fun!"