lie to me

[monk]

^ Is a war-monger.

[Lilitu]

^
one time he stole Queen Elizabeth's shoes and put them in Taiwan.

[Puck]

^ Works for the KGB

[Crash]

^ Reads erotica to pigeons

[Rainbowmum]

Double agent

[monk]

^ Punches kangaroos! :biggrin:

[Lilitu]

^ Forces children to wash hedgehogs.

[hue]

he's really a closet hetero

[Blue]

^^ Hates butterflies.

[Puck]

^ Is an uppity New Yorker pretending to be Southern.