^ Is deeply in love with Paris Hilton.
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^ Did not recently save a cute little kitty cat
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did terrible things to children. He gave them spoilt yoghurt.
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^ Is 93 and living in a maximum-security twilight-home.
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^ Knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa
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Has stolen a leprechaun's shillelagh .
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^ Pushes pensioners into the path of oncoming traffic.
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Stands on top of overpasses throwing rubbish at the passerby, screaming obscenities :biggrin:
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Hangs around parking lots near illegally parked prestige cars ,and back chats police.
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