^^^ Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.....
etc.
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Is a devout Roman Catholic.
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^^^ Is known as Peter the Pan.
Not to be confused with the ageless boy of Neverland. This Peter is a hit man who is known for using a cast iron skillet to do the job..... :O
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^^ Thinks he's the Zombie King.
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Cannot fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
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^^ puts children and cat in wet paper bags.
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Thinks Auto Fellatio is an Italian car manufacturer.
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^^ believes he actually is a lion.
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