^^^ gift wraps his garbage.
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^^ Digs through other people's trash - namely mine. :tongue:
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Once queued for three days to see a Britney Spears concert.
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^^ Has giant wings - I see them.
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Is not aware that all gargoyles have wings.:biggrin:
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Once travelled all the way to Ireland but was disappointed to discover that a 17-inch Murphy was a television set! :biggrin:
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Once showered with Robbie Williams and then made pancakes for breakfast...
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^^^Once went to a hot tub party with Madonna and Beyonce - a naked party.
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^^^ Bares good news in the disguise of bad news.
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