Kidnaps garden gnomes and asks for a ransom.
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Goes shopping on a pogo stick.
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Pretends his black Labrador is Battle-cat and he is He-Man.
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Owns and invisible plane.
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^^ Loves to fly - even in invisible planes.
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Is really the antichrist .:biggrin:
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^^ Is actually quite devilish.
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Works as Santa Claus at a shopping mall.
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^^^ Trims his Christmas tree in July.
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