lie to me

[Lilitu]

plans to assassinate everybody in Albania.

[Buffylo]

Is not onto my plans....

[Beau]

Is actually a woman.

[Lilitu]

Is actually a lamp.

[Beau]

Is actually a 38 year old man living in Nigeria.

[monk]

Can't afford trousers so he wallpapers his knees.

[Beau]

Doesn't believe in fortune cookies.

[stpdo2]

looks like mr clean, shaved head and all

[Bowyn Aerrow]

^^^ He and his last S.O. are no longer allowed in Denny's any more...

Don't ask, don't tell - while illegal in most states, and shocking to old ladies and priests they had a really, really good time.

[Blue]

^^ Never wants to get married to anyone.