lie to me

[monk]

Has an imaginary friend from the planet Zog.

[Beau]

^^ Thinks American Express cards are popular in the USA.

[stpdo2]

^^ Wakes up early every day to watch the sunrise

[Beau]

^^ Is actually living in Hawaii.

[Miles]

Refuses to come out.

[Beau]

^^ Is totally straight and refuses to wash his dick in the shower because "It's gay to touch a dick".

[Rainbowmum]

Dances naked by the moonlight

[elad12]

Keeps 3 pet dingo's in her basement

[stpdo2]

Lives in a top floor penthouse in a megalopolis and can't imagine why anyone would choose to live somewhere else.

[Beau]

^^ Has perfect 6 pack abs.