lie to me

[Lalo]

^^ Is actually Tom Cruise, living out his gay fantasies by prowling gay forums, dispensing insightful advice, engaging in witty banter, and spitting out poignant little anecdotes like some sort of human PEZ dispenser.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hates Tom Cruise? Wait, huh? Maybe that ain't a lie.... Wait, what? Maybe he actually told the truth.

By the way, would you like a Scientology Audit to have your thetans checked?

[Beau]

Enjoys solitude.

[Rainbowmum]

Has two thieving ferrets .

[Miles]

Is actually two thieving ferrets (one does the typing, the other holds them up to the keyboard)

[Roxy]

Doesn't know what a real ferret is T.T

[Beau]

Is actually Kinkiki's alter ego.

[Lilitu]

Is actually me disguised as you.

[Beau]

Is actually you disguised as me.

[monk]

Was once bitten by Bruce Willis.