lie to me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I currently married to a harridan of a woman with 6.5 kids (on is on the way), works at a shoe store and actually loves this life.

[Miles]

Is a total chat whore.

[monk]

Is a Mongolian ferret-strangler named Harriet.

[Beau]

Played the grandfather on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[Lilitu]

is made of silky smooth satiny goodness

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is currently dating... Wait that's not a lie. Likes to have... Oh gee that ain't a lie either.

Damn, is there anything or anyone you haven't done? sheesh.

[Steve1860]

biwarlock is secretly the most wanted man in America.

[Beau]

Is actually in the other Lebanon.

[Miles]

Is not a posting champeen.

[Beau]

Is actually a yellow bellied sap sucker.