lie to me

[Miles]

Doesn't have any smexy plans this weekend

[Beau]

Is not at all aware of my weekend plans.

[Rainbowmum]

Never changes his avatar.

[stpdo2]

Is always grumpy towards everyone here.

[Chase]

Makes a lot of references to movies from the 70s to kids who don't understand them.

[Lilitu]

drinks boiling water

[monk]

Hasn't brushed his teeth for six years.

[stpdo2]

Is actually a 20yr old surfing champion living on Majorca.

[Rainbowmum]

Is my next door neighbor.

[elad12]

Wants to shoot her next door neighbor