lie to me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Lives in the Big Apple

[Miles]

Lives in a literal giant apple.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is a flying monkey

[Beau]

Opens doors and never closes them.

[monk]

Is celibate.

[elad12]

Puts the toilet seat down so his boyfriend has to raise it to pee

[Miles]

Can only pee sitting down.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Dresses as Cruella de Vil

[Beau]

Once thought Elvis was in the building.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Never hear the phrase Elvis has left the building.