^ Sorry, but that's true!
Attended Michael Jackson's wedding.
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^Stands outside Buckingham Palace every Wednesday with a large sign that reads, "I am the REAL queen!!!"^
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Has a laboratory in his basement, currently working on his third attempt at making a man.
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Came to Earth from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
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Was a porn star that put John Holmes to shame ;-)
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