lie to me

[monk]

Was a porn star that put John Holmes to shame ;-)

I wish!!!


Chews beef jerky all day.

[ToddYoung]

Has an Obi Wan Kenobi fetish.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is someplace in South America not Australia....

[Miles]

Is actually John Leguizamo in drag.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Wrote all of George W's speeches.

[Miles]

Memorized all of Dubya's speeches, in awe of my incredible work.

[Chase]

^ on the tapeworm diet.

[Rainbowmum]

Works for the C.I.A.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Invented the biodegradable baboon.

[monk]

Chops down beautiful trees.