lie to me

[elad12]

Speaks 14 forgotten languages but sucks at english grammer

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Owns Alcatraz island

[Lalo]

^^ Is having a mad, passionate affair with his roomie, who keeps the house immaculately clean and cooks fantastic meals so that Bowyn doesn't have to lift a finger around the house. ^^

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Started the Petition to the US Government to build a Death Star.

Unfortunately the White House had a few ridiculous reasons for not funding such an endeavor:

*The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
*The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
*Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

Source: http://kottke.org/13/01/white-house-resp...r-petition

[monk]

Wears high-heels, fishnets, and calls himself Brenda - only at weekends.

[Lalo]

^^Routinely, and poorly, impersonates the Queen at his own parties, driving his friends absolutely crazy.^^

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Murdered his own Twin and took over that one's life.

[Miles]

Is that twin, back from the grave to seek vengeance.

[Chase]

^^^ Is overweight and a father of three children. Works at a brewery. Despite having a low paying job and weight problems, is married to an attractive woman who came from wealth, though does not live wealthy. His eldest son, teenager, inherited his metabolism and is overweight as well. His daughter, teenager, despite having an attractive mother, inherited his looks and thus is unattractive, and even more sadly, has no friends. His youngest son, a baby, is a genius. His baby's genius goes unnoticed by him and his youngest son often attempts to murder his wife.

[pauluk]

He never sleeps.